When your mom says you need to clean before a good...
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When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
fatregina: You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, Who am I?”
When YouTube allows you to skip the ad
When you're watching a kids film:
falakalak: When you’re a kid: “I don’t know what that means so…” When you’re a teen: “WTF how is that in a KIDS movie?!”
When someone touches my phone
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When your friends call you for advice
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When you have a wedgie and you dont wanna use your...
When someone wakes me up:
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Yall Remember when Lil Mama walked up on that...
letsplayroulette: Beyonce was looking like … Jay Z was looking like .. fuck is you doin Lil mama in her own lil world and shit .. and then me lmfaoooooo !
When I try to make conversation with my friends...
Then they just look at me like: Me: I’m trying to start conversation! Them: I’m just sitting there, “What is this awkward silence cherished or something? I’m trying to start conversation.